I’m pissed off. You have no idea how pissed off I am. Hell, I’m inches from walking outside and starting a fistfight with the next idiotic football shithead that walks by my house.
This morning I woke because I told Nick I’d give him a ride to Publix for supplies for this morning’s alumni breakfast. We left, and I was generally having a good time, joking around with Nick and buying lots of food.
Then I had to go park when we got back.
Oh, parking. Parking parking parking. Fuck. GT. Parking.
Today is, apparently, a “skirmish” football game, because God only knows that having about a DOZEN FUCKING FOOTBALL GAMES IN THE FALL TO FUCK WITH MY CAMPUS WASN’T FUCKING ENOUGH, no, NO, NOW we get to have a fucking football game in the Spring too! IT’S NOT EVEN A REAL GAME – it’s our team against ITSELF.
Regardless though, all these fat ten-assed shit-stomping dick-shelves come out of their redneck hovels to come and masturbate in the football stadium over what is probably the most homoerotic “sport” in the mainstream. Ordinarily? I couldn’t care less!
BUT. Instead of just leaving me the fuck alone, they’ve taken my parking.
All of it.
There is literally no legal place to park on campus. THIS is what pisses me off. Now I’ve got these fucksticks parking WHEREVER the fuck they want, whereas I HAD TO PAY $500 FUCKING DOLLARS TO PARK HERE ON THIS CAMPUS. I GET A FUCKING TICKET IF I PARK ILLEGALLY HERE BUT THEY GET OFF SCOTT-FUCKING-FREE. And now what? What about me, what about that I had to pay (and they didn’t) and now I, THE PAYING CUSTOMER, has NO PLACE TO PARK!!!
*sighs* And so now my car sits in the front lawn of the fraternity, killing what semblance of grass we had there. If I see a single football go-ers car there, I will not hesitate to call a tow truck.
This isn’t mentioning how rabidly pissed off I am that Facebook fucking DELETED my girlfriend’s account for no reason whatsoever, without so much as a warning or explanation. I just found out after she said to go look and realized that everything she’d ever interacted with on my profile had been deleted, erased from existence. AND THEIR TERMS OF SERVICE ALLOWS THIS WITHOUT ANY REASON OR EXPLANATION. I hate this shit.
I’m pissed.
Damn dude, that sucks. But be fair here, it’s not football’s fault. And not all football is bad. Have you ever heard of Candian rules football? It’s basically ground-based quiddich (sp?) with tackling instead of broomsticks. And there’s always hockey. It’s a great sport for when you’re angry, too, because you get to watch the players beat the shit out of each other for no discernible reason. Also, neither CFL or NHL fans take up excessive parking on campus.
P.S. Feel free to blame FB all you want. They are using their monopoly on the social networking market to take advantage of their users and no one is really able or willing to do anything about it because we are all so addicted.
Fuck Football. I hate it, too. I have a GT parking pass, as well which Tony paid for and I couldn’t find parking. Those fuckers are so annoying with their parking rules. Like, at Agnes, you just GET one and then park wherever you damn well please that is convenient for you at that time.