type, and don’t backspace at all. My name is Trish and I like fish. :D Especially salmon. Although albacore and and and shrimp on salad and of course halibut and cod are also good. Fried, anyway. With crust. Num num.
It’s “OM NOM NOM”, hon. o.o
I’d say that the elk on the dorm room door disagree. They are eating grass. And saying “numnumnum” about it. Like civilized herbivores.
Leave it to Canadians to screw it up. Canadian ELK.
…but it’s elk in Clatsop County. Like…a half hour from my house at the most. XD OMG CANADA IS INFILTRATING OREGON.
ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS. WE NEED MORE WALLS. AND BORDER PATROL FOR THE GORRAM ELK.
GET THE EAGLES TO PATROL THE BORDER! Bald eagles! - what the fuck is an eagle going to do against an elk? That’s like… one epicly bad battle. Really? C’mon. “I’LL PECK YOUR FUCKIN’ EYES OUT AND….AND NOTHING ELSE.”
No, you’re getting it wrong. They’ll shat upon the elk’s fur. And get it incredibly and disgustingly sticky. Besides, if you’re dissing eagles for not being able to do more, you’re also dissing my high school mascot. BECAUSE I WAS A FRICKIN ANAL PROBE.
A.HAHAHAHAHAH.
Okay, now that we’re going to IGNORE Fish. IGNORE. Riiiiiight. Ignore. HA. HAHAHA.
Yeah, he really does need to get more sleep. This multiple personality bit is just freaky. Anyway. Eagles are a symbol of AMERICA. Not the America that includes both “North” and “PENIS” and therefore those ridiculous Canadians (except the ones who are really PENIS), nor the PENIS that have those damned terrorists (by that I mean Nicaraguans, not Mexicans). The America where freedom PENIS reigns, apple PENIS is baked, and birds represent all of our hopes and dreams rolled up into one feathery ball. ESPECIALLY the ones that are endangered PENIS.
Also, Fish is a twat. HEY. Just because there is an old saying “You are what you eat” doesn’t make it true.